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Eden/Reese, 24, Autistic, She/Her or They/Them, Pansexual, British

About

Hi there! You can call me Eden or Reese. Welcome to my selfship blog! This is the place where I yell about how much I love fictional characters, be it through writing, memes or just general silliness.
I'm autistic and live with specific anxieties, and I also experience bouts of low mood, so I selfship as a coping strategy. Still, that doesn't mean I can't use it for fun, too!My interests include, but are not limited to:

  • A3!

  • Ace Attorney

  • Animal Crossing

  • Arknights

  • The BEMANI series (mainly DanceDanceRevolution and Beatmania IIDX)

  • Castlevania (mainly the Netflix series)

  • Cookie Run

  • Chicory: A Colorful Tale

  • Critical Role (mainly Campaign 1 / The Legend of Vox Machina)

  • Disgaea

  • EarthBound/MOTHER

  • Fire Emblem

  • Guilty Gear

  • Hi-Fi RUSH

  • Hypnosis Mic

  • Indivisible

  • Kirby

  • The King of Fighters

  • Kingdom Hearts

  • Lobotomy Corporation

  • Monster Prom

  • Mortal Kombat

  • Overwatch

  • Pokémon

  • Puyo Puyo (mainly the Puyo Puyo Tetris duology)

  • Ratchet & Clank

  • Rhythm Heaven/Paradise

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

  • Splatoon

  • Star Wars (love/hate relationship /lh)

  • Street Fighter

  • Transformers

  • Undertale/Deltarune

  • Vocaloid (and other virtual singers)

  • Warriors

  • WarioWare

  • Xenoblade Chronicles

(Bold indicates a current main interest; bold + italics indicates a special interest! I know I don't update this as often as I should but SHHHHH)

BYF

- Neither Eden nor Reese are my real name; I prefer to keep it a secret on this blog for personal reasons.
- I'm okay with sharing the vast majority of my F/Os! It gives me and the people I interact with even more to talk about. However, I am not comfortable sharing a few of them romantically - see my F/O List for details. You can still interact if you ship with them in this way, but I'd appreciate it if you gave me a ship tag to blacklist.
- New and revised F/Os/ships will be added to the version of my F/O List that I can be viewed here before I add them to the list on the blog itself. The reason for this is so that I can have the addition/upgrade on record without agonising about a cool ship tag; that way, I can put the tag on the blog version whenever the time comes.
- Most of my content is OK to reblog unless stated otherwise.
- Please let me know if you interact/follow from a blog other than your selfship blog. For the record, I am uncomfortable disclosing my main publicly for personal reasons, but I will let you know as soon as I follow you.
- Expect some spoilers, mainly concerning the sources listed in the About section. If I want to gush to you in particular about something spoilery, I'll try to make sure if it's okay with you first.
- When it comes to romantic F/Os, I have a self-imposed policy in which I will not romantically ship with a character if they are, or seem to be, under 20. It's a long and very embarrassing story. Please keep this in mind when you recommend romantic F/Os to me.
- Some of the characters I ship with can be considered problematic. However, my attachment to said characters does not mean I agree with or condone their actions in canon. I also consume my media critically.
- If you need me to tag a trigger, please tell me and I'll be more than happy to help.
- I would caution minors to take care; while I have removed most of my old suggestive content, there may still be leftovers. Blacklist “Eden Gets Spicy” just in case I am unable to remove something or I’ve forgotten. Bear in mind that I am of age (I’m 24) and all F/Os that feature in such content are over 18.

Please Tag:

  • Depictions of, or references to, serious/life-threatening illness, especially cancer and illnesses concerning the heart, even in the context of a joke/figure of speech (Trigger) (Seeing untagged posts has come dangerously close to triggering a panic relapse; although I'm getting better at managing this, better safe than sorry)

  • Pregnancy and childbirth depictions or references, especially involving a reader (Squick) (This is a hard limit/boundary for me and I feel physically sick thinking about it)

  • Yandere/excessively possessive behaviour (Squick)

  • Domestic violence, especially if death is involved (Squick) (This really upsets me and makes me anxious for future relationships)

  • Use of the general "you" in discourse posts (I often misinterpret this)

DNI if you fit any of these criteria:

  • Exclusionist (e.g. TERF, SWERF, aspec exclusionist)

  • LGBT+phobe

  • Sexist

  • Racist/don't support BLM

  • You think being pan is biphobic or vice versa

  • You think autism is a Bad Thing that needs to be cured

  • You use autism/autistic as an insult

  • Ableist in general

  • Nazi or a sympathiser

  • Antivax (especially if you think vaccines cause autism)

  • Pedo/MAP

  • Adult who selfships romantically with minors, even if either party is aged up or down, or you condone such practices. No, it does not matter that you think the minor character in question "passes" as an adult; you have a duty of care to the young people you interact with and who interact with you. Familial and platonic shipping are fine, however.

  • Supporter of cringe culture, not a supporter of selfshipping, or you're just here to start drama/discourse. I refuse to feed trolls.

  • MetaDede shipper. In general, I tend to find canon x canon content of my romantic F/Os (even just the potentials) funny and blacklist the few ships that make me annoyed/upset. However, despite my best efforts, this ship continues to make me feel uncomfortable due to it being remarkably difficult to avoid.

  • Pro-life. Given my pregnancy squicks, I have special contempt for you.

  • Proshipper/comshipper/anti anti

  • Fujoshi/fudanshi

  • You selfship with real people. Characters played by actors/actresses do not count; you're fine in that case.

  • Non-selfship blog. As I mentioned before, please let me know if you, a selfshipper, interact from a blog other than the one you use for selfshipping.

  • If you've read all the way through and understand the terms, DM me with the secret codeword, which is the solution to this riddle: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Don't worry about getting it right, though - just making an attempt is proof enough for me. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

F/O List

Main F/O

Artwork by dont-f-orget-i-love-u

My main Romantic F/O and the love of my life is Dhar from Indivisible! We got married on the 26th of October 2020! He's one of a handful of F/Os I'm not comfortable sharing - the others will be marked with a purple square, like this: 🟪

X RANK

  • Meta Knight - Kirby 🟪

  • Axel/Lea - Kingdom Hearts 🟪

  • Nessa - Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield

  • Kale Vandelay - Hi-Fi RUSH * (See end of C Rank for notes on this character)

  • Happy Chaos - Guilty Gear Strive 🟪

  • Swatch - Deltarune 🟪

  • Sasara Nurude - Hypnosis Mic 🟪 (perpetually engaged help)

  • Inston-Vee Vinder - Doctor Who

  • Luke Sullivan & Jamie Siu - Street Fighter Series (specifically SF6) (Polyship)

  • KAITO - Vocaloid

  • Crunchy Chip Cookie - Cookie Run

  • Dr. Nefarious - Ratchet & Clank series

  • Brian Yu - Monster Prom series

  • Cordelia - Fire Emblem: Awakening

  • Lee Scoresby - BBC His Dark Materials

  • Joker - Kuroshitsuji / Black Butler

  • Alex Strachan - Forza Horizon 4

  • Dribble & Spitz - WarioWare series (Polyship)

  • Tekartha Zenyatta & Genji Shimada - Overwatch (Polyship)

  • Hermes - Hades

  • Pistachio Cookie - Cookie Run

S RANK

  • Nyah - Beatmania IIDX series

  • Leonardo "Duel" Baxter - Beatmania IIDX series

  • Prince - Space Dandy

  • Killia - Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance

  • Alan Dunaway - Time Crisis 3

  • DJ Yellow - Rhythm Heaven/Paradise

  • Agent Stone - Sonic the Hedgehog (Paramount Film Continuity)

  • Poppy - Animal Crossing series

  • Wallace - Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire

  • Jean-Baptiste Augustin - Overwatch

  • Joe - Pokémon Battle Revolution

  • Scarlet - Fire Emblem Fates

  • Yesod - Lobotomy Corporation

  • Ai - Puyo Puyo Tetris

  • Jaimin “Jay” Shah - Forza Horizon 4

  • Mercedes von Martritz - Fire Emblem: Three Houses

  • Akiko Yosano - Bungo Stray Dogs

  • Arcturius Vector - Brawlhalla

A RANK

  • Sian - AfterL!fe

  • Bumblebee - Transformers Animated

  • Jackie Wells - Cyberpunk 2077

  • Nahyuta Sahdmadhi - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series

  • Zebei - Indivisible

  • Kazunari Miyoshi & Itaru Chigasaki - A3! (Polyship)

  • Markus - Detroit: Become Human

  • Lon'qu - Fire Emblem: Awakening

  • K-2SO - Star Wars

  • Colress - Pokémon Black and White Versions 2 & Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon

  • Rung - The Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye

B RANK

  • Lark Alford - Nougat’s OC

  • Zacharias Barnham - Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

  • Sypha Belnades & Trevor Belmont - Netflix Castlevania (Polyship)

  • Hinata - Fire Emblem Fates

  • Homare Arisugawa - A3!

  • Piers - Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield

  • Doppo Kannonzaka & Hifumi Izanami - Hypnosis Mic (Polyship)

  • Bulkhead - Transformers Prime

  • Mary “Artemis” Washington - Brawlhalla

Best Friend

My main Platonic F/O and best friend is Princess Unikitty from the Unikitty cartoon and the LEGO Movie! We have quite a history together, and our friendship has its fair share of fond memories. She's the best pal a selfshipper could ask for!

Platonic

  • Chai - Hi-Fi RUSH

  • Shiver, Frye & Big Man - Splatoon series

  • Sweet, Cap'n & K_K - Deltarune

  • Orbulon - WarioWare series

  • Alicia Winston - Time Crisis 3 (Lowkey Crush)

  • Rosho Tsutsujimori - Hypnosis Mic

  • Rei Amayado - Hypnosis Mic

  • Ichiro Yamada - Hypnosis Mic

  • Nemu Aohitsugi - Hypnosis Mic

  • Megurine Luka - Vocaloid

  • Hatsune Miku - Vocaloid

  • IA - Vocaloid

  • Meiko - Vocaloid

  • Kagamine Rin - Vocaloid

  • Kagamine Len - Vocaloid

  • Annette Fantine Dominic - Fire Emblem: Three Houses

  • Ashe Ubert - Fire Emblem Three Houses

  • Bernadetta von Varley - Fire Emblem Three Houses

  • Chrom - Fire Emblem: Awakening (Ex-Romantic)

  • Adrian “Alucard” Ţepeş - Netflix Castlevania (Lowkey Crush)

  • Raihan - Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield

  • Skyla - Pokémon Black and White Versions

  • Edward Elric - Fullmetal Alchemist

  • Lena “Tracer” Oxton - Overwatch (And pretty much the entirety of the organisation oof...)

  • Cream Unicorn Cookie - Cookie Run

  • Yoghurt Cream Cookie - Cookie Run

  • Knight Cookie - Cookie Run (Mentor)

  • Simon Blackquill - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series

  • Athena Sykes - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series (Ex-Romantic)

  • Orbot & Cubot - Sonic the Hedgehog (Games Continuity) (Not as if I LIKE Them or Anything…)

  • Rebecca Dawson - Forza Horizon 4 (Lowkey Crush)

  • Keira Harrison - Forza Horizon 4

  • Joel Carter - Forza Horizon 4 (Mentor)

C RANK - Crushes

  • Tech - Star Wars: The Bad Batch

  • Peppermint - Hi-Fi RUSH * (See end of category for notes on this character)

  • Rasmus - Omega Strikers

  • Emmy Altava - Professor Layton (Prequel Trilogy)

  • Desmond Sycamore/Jean Descole - Professor Layton (Prequel Trilogy)

  • 12F - Arknights

  • Quercus - Arknights

  • Keqing - Genshin Impact

  • Hong Lu - Limbus Company

  • ASTERIAN - Synthesiser V

  • Seo - Puyo Puyo Quest

  • Percival "Percy" de Rolo - Critical Role (The Legend of Vox Machina Continuity)

  • Catherine Ricci - Time Crisis 5

  • Marc Godart - Time Crisis 5

  • Xemnas - Kingdom Hearts

  • Balan - BALAN WONDERWORLD (Don't. Just... do not.)

  • Legamünt - Puyo Puyo Quest

  • Erron Black - Mortal Kombat series

  • Jade - Mortal Kombat series

  • Takeda Takahashi - Mortal Kombat series

  • Beidou - Genshin Impact

  • Luther - Detroit: Become Human

  • Iris Innocent Traiter - Hypnosis Mic

  • Cress - Pokémon Black and White Versions ARCHIVED

  • Stardust Cookie - Cookie Run

  • DJ Cookie - Cookie Run

  • Tempura - Food Fantasy

  • Kouen Ren - Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic

  • Camus - Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ ARCHIVED

  • Purrl - Animal Crossing series

  • Lynx Seventeen - Overwatch

  • Thorani - Indivisible

  • Eve “Darklaw” Belduke - Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (It’s Complicated)

  • Kallian - Xenoblade Chronicles

* = For obvious reasons, I will not ship with these two characters simultaneously. Should the ships both become official, they will exist exclusively within separate continuities.

Familial

  • Emu Otori - Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! (Younger Sibling Figure)

  • Noah - Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (Younger Sibling)

  • Christo - Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance (Younger Sibling)

  • Yuffie Kisaragi - Compilation of Final Fantasy VII (Remake Continuity) (Found Family)

  • Marnie - Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield (Co-Sibling)

  • Lusamine, Mohn, Lillie & Gladion - Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon (Family Friends)

  • Severa - Fire Emblem: Awakening (Future Adoptive Daughter)

  • Angel Cookie - Cookie Run (Adoptive Child)

  • Tiki - Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Mystery of the Emblem & Awakening (Younger(?) Sibling)

  • Dr. Sylvester “Sylvie” Ashling - Epithet Erased (Younger Sibling)

  • Orange Cookie - Cookie Run (Younger Sibling Figure)

  • Angela “Mercy” Ziegler - Overwatch (Older Sibling Figure)

  • Connor - Detroit: Become Human (Undetermined Sibling Figure)

  • Aaron “Hotch” Hotchner - Criminal Minds (Parent)

  • Striga & Morana - Netflix Castlevania (Parents)

Archived

These characters meant a lot to me at the time, but I no longer ship with them for one reason or another. Posts about the offending characters are tagged as #eden's archive (or at least will be once I stop procrastinating lol), and they will remain on this blog for the sole purpose of historical preservation.

  • Athena Sykes - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series (Formerly part of a polyship with Nahyuta. Archived after the implementation of my 20+ rule.)

  • Cress - Pokémon Black and White Versions (Archived over doubt that he passes my 20+ rule.)

  • Camus - Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ (Archived because I never properly got into his source media.)